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Les femmes viennent de Vénus, les hommes de Mars

Écrit le 18/07/2003 @ 11:51 par blanalex

ArtsVous souvenez-vous du livre "Les femmes viennent de Vénus, les hommes de Mars" ?

En prenant ce livre comme exemple, un professeur d'anglais d'une université américaine il a fait faire l'exercice suivant à ses élèves:

Les élèves doivent se placer 2 par 2, un gars et une fille. Un des deux co-équipiers commence par écrire un paragraphe et le passe à l'autre. Le deuxième co-équipier relit ce que le premier vient d'écrire, compose le paragraphe suivant et le retourne au premier. Ainsi de suite, les deux équipiers composent une histoire, un paragraphe à la fois, en prenant soin de relire ce que l'autre vient d'écrire pour s'assurer que l'histoire ce tienne debout. L'histoire se termine quand les deux sont d'accord sur la conclusion. Il est absolument interdit de parler. Tout ce qui doit être dit, doit être écrit sur papier.

Allez voir à l'intérieur pour voir le travail que deux étudiants ont remis...

Dernière modification le 18/07/2003 @ 11:57 par blanalex

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Commentaire par blanalex  Score: 2
Écrit le: 18/07/2003 @ 11:53

Ce qui suit est le travail qui a été remis par Rebecca et Gary (leurs nom de famille étant effacés pour garder l'anonymat):

(first paragraph by Rebecca)



At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.



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(second paragraph by Gary)



Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,???*?? he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.



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(Rebecca)



He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things round her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.



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(Gary)



Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed hi! s fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"



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(Rebecca)



This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.



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(Gary)



Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."



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(Rebecca)



Asshole.



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(Gary)



Bitch.



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(Rebecca)



DICK!



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(Gary)



Slut.



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(Rebecca)



Get fucked.



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(Gary)



Eat shit.



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(Rebecca)



FUCK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!



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(Gary)



Go drink some tea - whore.



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(TEACHER)



A+ - I really liked this one.

Commentaire par Drizzt  Score: 0
Écrit le: 18/07/2003 @ 12:17

Mouahahahaha... de la littérature extrème! Twisted

Y devaient pas être vieux, pour sortir autant de bitchries pas trop originales... Bang!

Quoi que.. la dernière était pas pire Wink

Commentaire par Nick  Score: 2
Écrit le: 18/07/2003 @ 17:12

J'ai adoré la transition entre le premier et le deuxième paragraphe !

P.S. : Ceux qui n'ont pas encore lu "Les hommes viennent de mars...", je crois personnellement que ça vaut la peine


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