Blagues Japonaises

Bon c'est en anglais et c'est pas mal du copier coller, mais dans la listes j'en ai vu au moins la moitiée, alors c'est vraiment vrai:

Des noms de produits stupide!

Cookie Face (cosmetics)
Salad Girl (more cosmetics)
Skin clock for those wishing to become a dog (calendar)
Naive Lady (toilet paper)
The Goo (soup)
Pork with fresh garbage (cabbage)
Specialist in Deceased Children (diseased)
Finest Moldy Cheese
Liver Putty (Japanese SPAM)
My Fanny Toilet Paper
My Pee Diapers
Nail Remover (nail polish remover)
Pocari Sweat (beverage)


Et ensuite la pensée japonaise:


A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam.

The question asked: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, he smiled, remembering some things he has overheard his mother say. He wrote:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

He still needed a fourth answer. He tried to put himself in the place of a child, but that didn't work. Suddenly, he smiled again. He wrote as the final answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He sat back, considering how proud his friends would be for their genius friend who lived overseas.

haha je dis des conneries dans ce genre la dans mes examens de japonais...